Jun
7
2012
HELENE ELLIOTT .. WORSE EVEN THAN DENNIS BERNSTEIN?
Author: kingsterSo, on Twitter, I point out that this relic sounds like a cheerleader. Every article she writes now is “Kings Lombard saw this coming” or “Jonathon Quik, WOW again!” or “it’s a polished effort as Kings about to finish off Devils”.
I mean if Dean Lombardi wrote the titles they’d be less enthusiastic (though a lot longer).
At one point I suggested she “put down the pom poms”.
She exploded like, well something old getting really angry. “Real easy to say nasty stuff behind an alias”. That’s always a classic, btw. I mean what’s the point, if I used my own name I wouldn’t think she was being a cheerleader? I would be afraid to say she’s acting all giddy? Or … or is is that if I used my own name she’d kick my ass? She looks strong and big enough to do it, just too old.
She followed up that gem with “consider yourself blocked … and reported”!
I guess she’s gonna report my account to Twitter for saying she acted like a cheerleader. I’m sure they’ll immediately ban me from the internet!
I mean, what is “nasty” about saying this hack reporter is going overboard? Acting like a cheerleader. It’s true! And it’s not nasty. I can be nasty, trust me.
Go fuck yourself Granny.

A photo of Toe at the Finals!
June 7th, 2012 at 9:05 pm
Holy shit it looks like she robbed a Mervyns or JC Penney. Nice hairdo, nice tailoring, nice pudgy fingers.
June 7th, 2012 at 9:42 pm
How many chins can you count?
June 7th, 2012 at 9:43 pm
RIght, I’m going to listen to that broad tell me something about hockey!
June 7th, 2012 at 9:58 pm
Oink oink. Switch to low fat nacho sauce, aunt bessie!
June 7th, 2012 at 11:20 pm
LOL take a gander at the look she’s shooting whoever took this picture. I can just hear her “oh my god get that camera out of my face grow up GEEZE.”
This is a miserable human.
June 7th, 2012 at 11:22 pm
WOAH .. take a look at the dude behind her. That slob looks like he’s using a program to waft away the stench from one of her over juicy farts. Never trust a fart, Helene, especially after eating all that gravy you pig.
June 7th, 2012 at 11:28 pm
That twat blocked me about 2 seconds after you. I hope she has a nacho cheese fueled heart attack.
June 8th, 2012 at 9:14 am
I’m beginning to think toe may post under some names other than his own…?
June 8th, 2012 at 4:51 pm
I’m beginning to think Monk puts his own hand up his ass pretty frequently.
June 11th, 2012 at 3:39 am
She once paid me $5 to suck her husbands cock. I would do ANYTHING
June 11th, 2012 at 3:40 am
Her husband once paid me $5 to suck his cock. I would do ANYTHING to make $5.
June 11th, 2012 at 4:49 pm
This is where the term “feed the hampster ” originated. The hampster is up Helene’s ass.
June 11th, 2012 at 10:06 pm
Holy shit it smells like Taco Bell down here.
June 12th, 2012 at 3:01 am
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
fuck you midget faggot!!!!!
let the next dynasty begin!!!!!
June 12th, 2012 at 6:17 am
one of the greatest playoffs ever by a team and did you see quick’s stats????
ill post them here so you can see…
1.41 GAA and .946 SV%. the Sv% tied for the best ever and his GAA is the lowest ever by .20
daaaaaaaaammmmmnnnnnnn our team is siiiick and you know it!
kings will get the next cup before your shmucks!!!!!!!
June 13th, 2012 at 5:32 am
oh please tell me that you killed yourself when the KINGS WON THE STANLEY CUP!!! that way we could parade your small midget body around like a lil pinata!!!! hahahahahaha
KINGS WIN THE STANLEY CUP!!! halfway to back to back championships, one third of a three peat!!!!!
June 17th, 2012 at 10:42 am
My buttocks ache.
June 17th, 2012 at 11:09 pm
The bowel ubstruction evenutallly passed. Turned out to be a propholactic I accidentally swallowed.
June 19th, 2012 at 6:27 am
STANLEY CUP CHAMPS ARE FAGGOTS!
AND OUR TEAM IS STACKED GREAT TITS