THE TOE HOLD

LOL. Dopey King fans have to listen to the guy they hate the most doing the color on their once in a lifetime trip to the second round! Brian HAZY Hayward!

This despite the wonderful spelling and grammar of this ON LINE PETITION a King fan sent me. These people are SERIOUS! They not only thought that this petition was written in English, they also thought it might get Jim Fox or Bob Miller on a national broadcast. Fat chance either of those homers ever do a national game! Speaking of fat, how’s the wife, Kingstoner?

The Petition
Bob Miller is a broadcasting legend and member of numerous broadcast awards as well as being in the NHL Hall of Fame for broadcasting. He deserves to call the LA Kings for the Western Conference Semi-Finals. If Brian Hayward can work for NBC Sports….Bob Miller and Jim Fox should most certainly be more then qualified to meet the hiring standards at NBC Sports and thus should be hired to cover the LA Kings games in the Western Conference Semi-Finals.

I’m hardly an English scholar, but lets start on this one. First of all “Bob Miller is a member of numerous broadcast awards”? Did you mean recipient of numerous awards or what? Now “More then qualified”? You know that “then” refers to time, like “lets start a petition, then we’ll look really lame” and “than” is more of a comparison thing. “I’d rather have won a Cup already than be stuck a lame losing-since-1967 King fan starting on line petitions to get our podunk homer announcers on NBC”. I’m just going to leave out the awkwardness and general passive-voice overwrought word choice alone. This could be the single funniest petition ever started – and I’m including when guys like this used to start petitions to get dodgeball eliminated from recess.

BOB MILLER

JIM FOX

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