This guy just can’t make a deal with anyone until he extracts a little blood. I’d hate to be the guy at his local Domino’s when he haggles over the expired coupons.

Deano pusses out to begin with and brings his buddy Sutter in. But he can’t just do it. He’s got to haggle the Flames for a week first! The only hold up now is the fact that Sutter is under contract with the Flames. No problem, right? Pay his contract. Oh wait, Sutter was Calgary’s GM! He probably makes MORE than Deano! Dean ain’t paying that, no way! So I can just imagine the phone call, Dean to the Flames GM Jay Feaster:

DEANO:“There are negotiations being made that are going to answer all of your questions and solve all of your problems. That’s all I can tell you right now. Darryl, he grew up  working for my family in San Jose. When we made our move to LA I told him ‘Darryl, you are going to be my right hand man. Terry Murray is no longer Consigliari … err I mean Coach.’ He’s going to be sleeping with fishes, capich?’ That’s no reflection on Terry it’s just the way I want it. Besides, if I ever need help who’s a better Consigliari than Darryl.  That’s it.

FEASTER: Well, look Dean, we need you to take over his whole contract, no negotiations, pay the whole thing or we don’t let him out of it.

DEANO: Well, when Darryl was first starting out, he was signed to a personal services contract with this team I won’t mention names. And as his career got better and better, he wanted to get out of it. But the Team wouldn’t let him. Now, Darryl is my father’s godson. So my father went to see this team and offered them $10,000 to let Johnny go, but the team said no. So the next day, my father went back, only this time with Luca Brasi. Within an hour, he had a signed release for a certified check of $1000.

FEASTER: How did he do that?

DEANO: My father made him an offer he couldn’t refuse.

FEASTER:  What was that?

DEANO: Luca Brasi held a gun to his head, and my father assured him that either his brains or his signature would be on the contract.

FEASTER: What?

DEANO:That’s a true story.

FEASTER: OK, OK whatever man, we’ll continue to pay 10% of his salary, you pick up the rest.

DEANO: I come from a personal friend of Mr Johnny Fontane. That friend promises his undying friendship if you would do him a small favour.

FEASTER: Holy shit, Dean this isn’t a movie.

DEANO: That’s it, now you pay me 1,000.00 in a certified check or you never eat in this town again.

 

24 Responses to “Holy Smokes, Lombardi Cheaping Out Again!”

  1. Realist Says:

    Fantastic movie.

  2. monk Says:

    OH LOOK WHO REFERENCED GODFATHER I WONDER IF ANYONE ELSE ALREADY DID ON THIS WEBSITE IN THE PAST WEEK

  3. king_stoner Says:

    wow you are really pathetic.

  4. kingster Says:

    Dean is pathetic you fat slob. He’s the guy that is taking a week to hire a guy cause he’s out there lowballing everyone! How long did it take the Duck to hire Boudreau? 2 seconds. Have some more lunch, fatso.

  5. king_stoner Says:

    ah you poor little man. i feel bad for you.

  6. MightyDuckMan Says:

    Um, sorry KS, but Toe is right again. Dean is being cheap. Should have had Sutter in here a week ago. Really he should have got someone better, but we’ll take his retread. The Kings suck and you are obese. DIE YOU MISERABLE QUEER.

  7. kingster Says:

    EMELIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. king_stoner Says:

    hey mightyfagman, i mean toe, i mean kingster, i mean everyone else you right under.

    i love how you try to fool people into thinking you have followers…. the way you right is easy to tell they are you. just like redwingsareNHL on hockeybuzz.

    just got off the wii fit scale…. funny how im 6′ tall and i weigh 183…. dont see that as being obese.

    i know for you, 183 is obese… since youre 3 feet tall.

    you fucking gay midget.

    when are you gonna make the world happy by killing yourself? can that be my Xmas gift from you?

    oh wait… i need to ask santa, not one of his gay elves.

  9. kingster Says:

    Dipshit, you state your height and weight different every time. I know who you are and how fat you are, mmmmkay? I have a view .. some might say a vista that tells me so.

    Capiche, dipshit?

  10. Kingboner Says:

    I agree that kingstoner is gay

  11. TheGreenLaser Says:

    The way he rights? Also, you said you got off the Wii Fit. What are you? A fucking woman?

  12. king_stoner Says:

    Capiche? so youre a mobster now? dean lombardi, is that you?

    so, you went to one of the sites i post at and saw im from vista? i did a google search and it took me 3 seconds to find that info.

    if you know who i am, why dont you come down here, get on a step stool and blow me faggot!

    and for me posting different weight… its called working out!

  13. Kingly Kingster Says:

    by the way, how is Boudreau doing for ya these days? i heard they farted out another loss to the Hawks! hahahaha.

  14. ToeBlake Says:

    I have your IP address, dumbshit.

  15. Realist Says:

    king_boner, you have the write to remain silent. Please don’t right anymore.

  16. king_stoner Says:

    uh oh… toe wrote under his realist alias, that means i must have really got under your skin.

    and he called me king boner… im so hurt

    id tell you to go play in traffic but the cars would pass right over your midget head.

  17. king_stoner Says:

    omg… please tell me you actually played in traffic and got ran over by some cars!!!!!

    please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please

  18. king_stoner Says:

    ding dong the midget’s dead???? please tell me you finally got sick and tired of dealing with me, and decided to end it all!!!!!!!

    or did your mom put the keyboard on the kitchen counter where you couldnt reach it?

    funny how when youre posting on here, no one else does. but when you do post theres all kinds of followers at the same time.

    just goes to show that you use different names on here to make yourself look cool.

  19. TheGreenLaser Says:

    maybe it’s because nobody cares to respond to you?

  20. king_stoner Says:

    except you obviously!

    so theres the greenlaser guy, now i expect to see comments from realist, kingster and monk pretty soon.

  21. kingster Says:

    Holy Shit you are stupid. Your team sucks. 8-2 to the Wings? HUMILIATING. All these years of waiting, of pimping Lombardi and guess what YOU SUCK AGAIN. DIE idiot.

  22. Realist Says:

    Well to be fair, the Wings are an actual elite team, not bunch of wanna-be’s like the Kings. But hey, what’s new?

  23. king_stoner Says:

    what, no comment from monk? you continue to fail toe!

  24. kingster Says:

    When is your team going to ever be worth a shit Kingstoner? STUPID STUPID STUPID.

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