Hello, Morons.

Author: kingster

For a full 4 years now misguided fans of the Duck have claimed that the teams “system” is holding them back, stifling their offensive players and leading them to, well, suck. Forget that Corey Perry just won a scoring title, Teemu Selanne is on fire in his 40’s and the team got 99 points last year. Forget all that because these sad sacks who learned their hockey at a roller rink or watching their 6 year olds play for some houseleague team .. well they ignore it. They repeat that Randy Carlyle and the Duck coaching staff demanded that every puck be dumped in, that the puck remain on the perimeter at all times and that players were chastised for going to the net. LOL. These “guys” used to cite Bobby Ryan and Dan Sexton as examples of players “held back” by this system, guys who were not allowed to “freelance” and show off their “mad skills”. Well, Dan Sexton it turns out just flat sucks. And Bobby Ryan has 30-35 goals three years running and has THRIVED playing in this system.

Listen, it’s so insane I don’t even know how to state their side of the case. I’m trying to be fair, but it’s pretty hard.

Anyway, the biggest, most consistent complaint is that the team has to dump or chip the puck in when entering the offensive zone.

So, enter Bruce Boudreau and the morons have already anointed him savior, claiming the team now gets to freewheel!


Q “Coach, what do you have to do to win this game”

A “Good question. First, we have to reduce or eliminate turnovers. Second, we have to get the puck in deep. Chip it in and go get it. Make them turn around and go get it”

I was waiting for him to add “so all you idiots that think this team is some great, highly skilled remake of the Edmonton Oilers glory days, get a clue. This team has to outwork opponents and not listen to stupid fans”.

Chip it in, boys!

17 Responses to “Hello, Morons.”

  1. monk Says:

    everyone proclaimed “now RPG can get consistent playing time together and dominate the league again!”

    lasted 2 shifts of the first game!

  2. kingster Says:

    The problem is these emotional basket cases pretty much plan their day around what their favorite player might be tweeting. So when the team sucks, they have to decide “is my favorite player not as good as I thought” or … “is this stupid old coach a big meanie like the guy that cut me from the freshman swim team”. The question answers itself for these idiots.

    The Duck are going to get a bounceback from a new coach, but not because he changed all the playing systems in a week. Morons.

  3. kingster Says:

    Try that on for size.

  4. Thor Says:

    Who the hell added this stupid ‘captcha’ shit on the bottom left?

  5. kingster Says:

    Thor is the man!

  6. kingster Says:

    Spammers are gone!

  7. monk Says:

    how are you going to get kingstoner to post with all the complicated math involved?

  8. king_stoner Says:

    spammers are gone???

    you barely have anyone besides me ever come to this site, why are you worried about spammers?

    you are such a lame ass!

    monk is hilarious… good thing my computer has a calculator or i could never post here again. youre a full on retard monk

  9. kingster Says:

    Hey idiot, 3-0 Wild!! YOU SUCK.

  10. king_stoner Says:

    have you seen the ducks record? i wouldnt be talking shit if i were you.

  11. kingster Says:

    So let me see. Kings have waited 44 years now? Rebuilt, Retooled, Resucked 43 in a row. In particular, this era since Wayne left has been pitiful. You went a bunch of years out of the playoffs, finished almost last in the league a couple times in a row. Stockpiled picks and waited it out. Sucky year after sucky year. While this is going on, The Duck wins the first Cup. The Duck goes to the playoffs 5 of the last 6 years. The Duck plays over 82 playoff games, goes to the WCFinals 3 times in a decade where you make the playoffs twice and go out first round each time.

    And now it all pays off. Deano strikes with the big acquisitions (after failing on Kovalchuk etc) and you are what now, 13-11?

    And I should not talk shit?


  12. king_stoner Says:

    you still like to call me pork chop?? what a faggot!

    your GM went all out for the 1 cup you have. you have no one besides your top line, an old man, a young d man that no one wanted and a vertigoalie.

    nothing in the minors to help your future.

    ill be a proud fan of my kings no mater what.

    we are in a slump but doing way better than your mickey mouse club.

  13. kingster Says:

    Umm dummy? The Ducks played in 90 some playoff games in the years surrounding the one cup victory. Stanley Cup finals twice and WCFinals three times. Your GM? Can’t get in the second round! You are pathetic and so is your team. LOF, baby LOF!

  14. king_stoner Says:

    i love how you claim how many followers you have yet im the only reason people come here to comment.

    no one cares about you little man

  15. kingster Says:

    4 in a row, dipshit.

  16. king_stoner Says:

    sucks had 7 or 8 in a row earlier. it was so bad that your coach got fired. our coach is close to getting fired but it didnt take as long as the mighty sucks so whats your fucking point faggot

  17. kingster Says:

    the point is that you have waited 6 years on your hero Dean second rate wanna be gangster Lombardi to deliver you a Stanley Cup team, you CLAIMED it was gonna be this year and YOU ARE PATHETIC! PATHETIC! A LEGACY OF FAILURE YOU BIG FAT DUMMY!

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