This years MVP?

Author: kingster

Over here, Backstrom!

 

Old time hockey. Getzlaf is bald, ugly, mean and arrogant. He fights, hits, shoots, passes, hell he even plays defense a little. He is the key reason Perry won two trophies last year, and it might be Getzlafs turn.

 

The Kings have pretenders. Kopitar is a sunken eyesocket tinted visor wearing Euro, and he plays like one. Brown has little skill and RUNS … runs away from fights. Richards is a drunken poser and Doughty a fat prima donna. None of them are old school like Getzlaf and Perry.

 

SUCK IT!!!

 

9 Responses to “This years MVP?”

  1. TheGreenLaser Says:

    That is some awesome and indepth shit there Neil. It’s that kind of journalism that keeps me coming to The Toe Hold for all the latest in the NHL.

  2. king_stoner Says:

    i love how jealous you are of the kings!

    kings have better goaltenders, better Dmen and, yes, your top 3 is great, but thats all you have is a great top 3…. nothing else on offense. dont say teemu or blake.

    BTW…. kopi and richards are 2 of the best two way centers in the league. if you cant admit that then youre retarded.

  3. hamertime Says:

    Did that faggot just type Kopi?? Holy fuckstick!

  4. king_stoner Says:

    my fuckstick will tear open your wife’s holy

  5. TheGreenLaser Says:

    fucking retard, that “nothing” Selanne outscored EVERYONE on you faggy shit team last season. He’ll probably do it again this season too.

  6. Monk Says:

    Think fast-Kings trade Doughty, Kopitar, and pictures of Heidi androl giving out blow jobs the night of her DUI for Getzlaf. NO DEAL.

  7. king_stoner Says:

    are you serious monk?? that was the lamest attempt at to be funny. you fail, like the ducks against the preds tonight!!!!

    hahaha now thats how funny is done!

  8. Realist Says:

    Not so sure about that one.

  9. king_stoner Says:

    this year’s MVP has got to be jonas hiller seriously!!

    wait… MVP doesnt stand for most vertigo-est player?

    jeez he sucks donkey balls. toe is your mom jonas hiller? she loves sucking donkey balls, right?

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