Paul Kariya, the tiniest little elf of all, has had to retire. He can unstuff his mattress now. It’s undoubtedly full of 83 million one dollar bills he collected in his pathetic, cherry-picking, backstabbing, ungrateful, soft career. Fuck you Paul I hope you get dizzy and fall off a cliff.

GOOD RIDDANCE and NO CUP FOR YOU!!!!!!

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

2 Responses to “This day is better than the day the Ducks won the Cup”

  1. Kingstoner Says:

    Fuck you Toe, I always had a big crush on Paul Kariya. He’s adorable!

  2. Toe Alias #4 Says:

    Fuck you Kingstoner you bong ripping, jap loving piece of shit!

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