Archive for January, 2015

For8ver

Author: kingster

USP NHL: WINNIPEG JETS AT ANAHEIM DUCKS S HKN USA CAWhen is the last time Teemu Selanne got his house foreclosed on? When is the last time he spoke in a faggy little french accent? When is the last time he had the letters in his name be “aille” all to make the “I” sound? When is the last time Teemu left his team to go play for the Red Wings cause that’s the only way he could win a cup only he couldn’t cause he sucks and CAROLINA beat him one year and THE MIGHTY DUCKS OF ANAHEIM BEAT HIM THE NEXT YEAR?

Teemu Selanne. T88mu S8lanne8. A better player, a better human and a better foreigner than that shithead Luc Robitaille.