Archive for April, 2014

WORST PLAYOFF TEAM EVER??

Author: kingster

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BTW, is Dustin Brown the worst Captain in the history of the NHL?

DUCKS IN THREE!

Author: kingster

You heard it here first. Benn and Seguin involved in horrible hair-pulling locker room fight before game one. Both “quit the game of hockey” and the Stars fall 11-0, 12-0 and 4-0. Bettman steps in and calls mercy rule. DUCKS IN THREE!!!

 

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QUIT BLUBBERING

Author: kingster

Holy crap, Giguere and Selanne made 312 billion dollars each in their careers in Anaheim. All they did was get to play a game they love, travel around in chartered planes and sleep in luxury hotels while making a ton of cash and working most seasons for only 7 months of the year. So they retire. So what? They both needed to retire years ago. Selanne can barely play in one of the three zones, and he doesn’t do that well anymore (9 goal “victory lap”) season.  Giguere has been a hack back-up for a decade.

Giguere and Selanne should stand and applaud while I take a victory lap for spending a fortune to watch them play … this last couple years at half speed. If anyone should cry it’s me the 41 times a year I spend 400  bucks to watch a game.

It’s bad enough I  have to watch these two melt ice for the last couple of years, but now I have to watch them do a figure skating routine while adults in the crowd around me are crying like a bunch of babies? Get the fuck off me.