Oh my lord there is some serious hand-wringing tonight over Drew Doughty! Everyone reporting that Donuts turned down a 7 year, 6.7 million dollar contract. Even the dancing fairy who holds a baseball bat crosshanded and couldn’t throw a basketball high enough to hit the hoop is calling him out in a spirited attempt to persuade Drew to sign. See, apparently Drew is going to read Matt Ferry’s “blog” and that will influence him, see? Cause no one knows who Matt Fairy is except for some fat turds in jean shorts and they all know he doesn’t know shit about hockey, has no connections etc. I know it’s very confusing, but apparently DD is gonna go on line, seek out the advice of some idiot failed child actor who writes a blog! Because .. well … for no good reason. The idiot knows nothing about hockey, negotiating, sports agents or anything beyond who might be in the next season of the Kardashian show.
But get this. What he says is FIRE YOUR AGENT .. fire the guy that has you turning down nearly forty seven million dollars because I guess getting you a 47 million dollar offer is lame????
So here is some more of his “logic”. He says that Doughty should just give up the 3 years of UFA status and sign for the Kings price because if not he might end up like Rob Blake, booed all the time or … worse yet he says consider:
“Players say that sort of stuff doesn’t effect them, but look at what happened to three players over the summer, Drew. It DOES effect them.”
(by the way, DIPSHIT, you should have used “affect” not “effect”. Effect is a noun almost always, affect a verb. The “effect” of the fans booing might be one thing but it “affects” players in a certain way. If you had more than a GED, you’d know this).
OK settle down there, lady! Are you saying Drew Dougthy might commit suicide? No? Well then what does this stupid line mean? Did Belak, Rypien and Boogard take pills and kill themselves because they were booed? Because some tiny little man on an internet blog wrote them “Dear Drew” letters? What a stupid fucking point. Maybe you should tell DD that he might die in a Russian plane crash too? I mean that has as much to do with his signing or not signing a contract as Derek Boogard’s death does! Holy shit if someone is gonna die could you please get some of RR’s kidney stones, high blood pressure and die of that? Please? Let me tell you this, prancing boy, Drew Doughty’s agent has Dean Lombardi right by the short hairs. Lombardi has now handed down some Guido style mob edict and let it slip publicly despite the claims by both sides that they would NEVER go to the press. He’s trying to rile up the idiot fans (worked with you, huh bloggerboy?) and get them on his side so they’ll what? So that Doughty will worry about getting booed?
Do you think that plan is gonna work? Doughty is going to give up 2 years of his unrestricted free agency life in order to get the fans on his side? Do you have a concept of the kind of contract DD gets when he’s a UFA? Try 70 million plus! Dancing Matt himself speculates (geeze he’s dumb) that Doughty will get 15 mill a year, so Idiot boy says JUST TAKE THE 6 a year and give up 2 or 3 of those years. And then … and then this goober does the math and says that if he takes the long term deal it’s only gonna cost him 4.7 mill. First of all, ONLY????? ONLY 4.7 million? Fuck. Second of all, DO THE MATH AGAIN YOU EFFEMINATE RETARD. If he loses out on 1 UFA year at 15 mill, that’s an 8.3 million dollar hit. Miss two? 16.6! Miss out on three? 24.9 million bucks. THROW AWAY 25 million bucks just to ‘get her done’ and show the fans you are committed to the team? COMMITTED is what ought to be done to this lying dancing half -a-chick idiot!!!!
Anyway, I hope Doughty holds out. To me, the more money the players get, and the less the owners get … the better. Eff the Owners. I pay to see the players.
Doughty has the idiotkings over a barrel and I love it. He is a very good young defenseman, but he’s not a generational player. He’s not Scott Neidermayer, he’s not Chris Pronger, he’s not Nick Lidstrom and he’s not even Rob Blake. This is a win-win situation for Duck fans. If he forces a trade, HA! If they sign him to a 9 year deal, HA again! If they only get him for 5 years then their stupid GM will look like a spaghetti-stained WOP once again! WIN WIN WIN!