Archive for April, 2011

 

That’s right Kingsters, theGLFM himself, Michael Cammalleri. Remember him? The second round pick you groomed into a 35 goal scoring dynamo? Do you remember when Kingfans wanted to nickname his one-time shot? Nickname a shot???? Right. That guy. Then you remember when Dumbo “let slip” that he wanted 5 mill a year and you BLEW HIM OUT OF TOWN?

Well since then he’s been unpredictable in the regular season .. 19 goals one year THIRTY NINE goals another.

But in the playoffs? MONEY! Again. 13 goals in 19 games last year. 10 points in 7 games this year.

Greedy little fucking midget. Good call morons! But hey, you don’t need a left wing playoff scoring phenom anyway, that’s why you offered Kovy 80 million and gave up Teubert, a first rounder and a third round for Penner. Pennermania!

Doughty to NYR?

Author: kingster

Drew Doughty out for drinks at the "Monkey Bar" in New York with hot young actress Meaghan Martin. Hmmmm.....

 

OK, listen I’m not an expert and I’m not a rumormonger, but here’s what I heard from someone VERY inside – an UNIMPEACHABLE source in the Kings organization. The Rangers have Gaborik, Drury, Wolski up front. They have Staal and Girardi on D and they intend to let McCabe walk.

They saw in the Washington series that they are a “Weber/Suter” D pairing away from being an exceptional team.

THEY WANT DOUGHTY and they want him BAD.

Now, you say NO WAY, right? Well here’s a couple reasons why my source is saying this deal will be done:

1) I know, I know, Doughty is a Restricted Free Agent and it’s like 12 first round picks if the Rangers get him. But listen to me. That does not mean the teams .. and the player .. can’t work something out. The Kings do NOT want to be in a bidding war even if they hold all the cards – it’ll only make DD’s price higher. The Rangers don’t want to give up all those picks. And if Doughty wants out (what I am told) then this can happen. Rangers can turn this into a trade for Doughty’s rights, knowing already that Drew has committed to a number with them.

2) The “donuts” thing. This isn’t a joke. The guy eats and parties too much and the Kings don’t like it. He’s been talked to, agrees to knock it off but then he is right back out there in the same clubs I see him in weekly.

3) DOUGHTY WANTS OUT. He’s no fan of Terry Murray, he’s no fan of Dean Lombardi and he does not see in LA what he wants to see – a passion not just to have “bridges and fillers” etc, but a passion to WIN IT ALL. The guy has been a superstar and champion his whole life, and he’s tired of losing in a city with no hockey fans. He wants to play in NY and he will NOT sign long term in LA. Doughty is also annoyed by the “donuts” thing and believes the fans and organization are treating him poorly.

4) NY has the money and the players. They have the cap space too with dumb signings like Frolov off the books. NY can and will offer a 7 mil 7 year type deal. LA and Dumbardi won’t.

5) Doughty and Staal? Gaborik, Drury and Wolski?

6) The match is PERFECT. The Kings have young Dmen up the ass. Jack Johnson then Hickey, Forbort and Voynov? That’s a solid d core for years to come. The Rangers meanwhile, can forego giving up future picks and load the deal with young top rated forwards. Here’s what HF has to say about NY’s forward prospects:

The Rangers are absolutely loaded up front, particularly at center. Derek Stepan and Evgeny Grachev headline the center position, while Ethan Werek, Roman Horak, Ryan Bourque, and Andrew Yogan give New York spectacular depth down the middle. The wingers are also very strong with the likes of Chris Kreider, Mats Zuccarello-Aasen, Carl Hagelin, and Christian Thomas all ranking among the club’s top 10 prospects.

7) See the photo? Meaghan Martin is hot. Drew Doughty likes the nightlife in NY.

IN CONCLUSION

I don’t usually give out ratings this high, but the “fit” is perfect. NY is known for this sort of thing and Dean Lombardi needs to free up money on his internal cap to get in the Richards bidding. It will basically end up having the Kings get Richards, a BUTTLOAD of great forward prospects and lose Doughty .. and they’ll SAVE money. It’s a no brainer. So I give it a Toe Blake rating or 86% that this deal gets done.

 

-Toe

And the Duck still has a Cup and the hapless Kings and their very stupid fans have jack shit.

Patrick O’Neal:

“It was a tragedy of Shakesperean proportions”

I don’t think Patrick O’Neal knows what a Shakesperean Tragedy is. I don’t think he could name one.

Jim Fox:

“If we would have had Kopitar, maybe the Sharks still win in 6, but it would have been different.”

Trust me if I could think or dream of stupider statements I would make them up and attribute them to these two fools. But I don’t have to. The cheerleading midget named Fox makes a fool of himself nightly, and Patrick O’Neal is the worst example of “journalist” since Rich Hammond claimed to be one.

44 years now? FOURTY FOUR YEARS and no Cup. Still finishing behind the Duck in the regular season.

Penner for Teubert a 1st and a 3rd?

The future was yesterday. Tear it down. The Kings suck and their fans are worse.

Btw, did I call it with the Thornton picture or what? Fuck you Kingstoner you big baby!

THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT!

Author: kingster

The Sharks had a chance to win it all at home .. which would have sucked cause stupid Shark fans and their gay PP “chomp” would have got to see it and stupid King fans could have just kicked their TV. But Jumbo Joe and co, total chokers that they are, brought the series to LA so the fat ugly stupid nacho-eating bigmouths get to watch their Kings blow the series at home!! Handshake line coming up tonight you fat fucks!!!

THIS GUY SUCKS!!!!!

Author: kingster

A THING OF BEAUTY!!!

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Fuckin Jets!

Author: kingster

He tried to kill himself after the 4 goal worst playoff loss ever by jumping out the first floor window. Speedy recovery! Rainbow Bridge.

64.3 Fines and Suspensions – Regardless if a minor penalty for diving / embellishment is called, Hockey Operations will review game videos and assess fines to players or goalkeepers who dive or embellish a fall or a reaction, or who feign injury. See also Rule 28 – Supplementary Discipline.

The call on the ice by the Referee is totally independent of supplementary discipline.

So, look at this …

This cesspool of human filth is beyond repair. I hope you don’t get a cold in Nashville, cause there is no way you can ever buy Sudafed, that shit gets stolen off the delivery trucks.

In their defense, I think I’d be hooked on Meth too if I lived in this horrible town full of inbred white trash strung out losers with sores all over their mouths.

Too bad, so sad.